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Drunkards [Mar. 15th, 2009|11:32 pm]
Some drunk lady came in today. She comes in far too often. Always drunk always smelling like she was hotboxed in her bathroom with cigarette smoke, and vodka instead of water. Usually has her dog. Well today! She had her dog as well. But when she left. She didn't have her dog. Do you see a problem? The fucking drunk retarded bitch forgot her dog in the front of my store. Tied to the thing the dog was watching her walk away. Probably felt relieved that he was going to a better home. But no.... April had to yell at her that she forgot her dog. Sigh. Poor PomPom.
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(no subject) [Mar. 14th, 2009|08:40 pm]
Shit I am bored. I reach out a bit to try to see some of my friends I don't usually see. They both ditch. Heck one of them even wanted something from me and he ditched. The other one, well he called me 4 times yesterday to arrange something, plans were left to see what we felt like doing. His phone is off, or dead or gone or his number cancelled (he phoned me 3 times to tell me he got a new number, each time from a diffrent number)

This is why I want to move to Calgary. Less Flakes. I presume. Well, more people TO flake me, so better chances everyone won't flake.
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fixed things up a bit [Mar. 8th, 2009|10:44 pm]
I came back to read the post by Gareth. It was an amazing post and he is an epic man of epic proportions. Things are going okay for me.
I am sick right now though it's not all that bad so its okay.
I was just in mexico that was sweet.
I realized how boring I have become.
I have nothing cool to talk about. With the new girl in my life, however minimally she is in my life anyways. We met in Mexico, she is pretty cool. We kept in touch but I wanna go hang out with her, thus we organized a get together between our 2 stores, which better not suck or fail because then I will probably get pushed back another notch as someone that matters. AJ's monopolization of her time during the final 2 days of the trip irritated me and was deter mental to getting to know her, thus she doesn't seem to have the same want to talk to me as I have for her. We'll see how it works out I suppose.

I joined baseball again. This time with Jo's team. This time I'll probably be one of the bad people on my team instead of one of the best. Since its Rec Plus the rules are going to change significantly as well. And they'll probably be more strict.

I have to get in better shape. I have to lose another 30 pounds so that I can start running and doing things that involve not being too fat to do them.

Now a rant. A rant about Racism. What is Racism and WHAT ISNT.

So by many people's definition if you have watched and laughed at any of Chris Rocks black jokes then you are racist. But you know what. Thats not racist humour. That's Stereotypical jokes, not racist jokes. I don't really seem racism as funny, but making fun of the way people act (a stereo type) is funny.

When I say a joke about natives, I know full well not all natives fit their stereotype. Heck I know dozens who are stepping out and being real contributing members of society anyway they know how. 1 in particular stepped over problems that aren't her fault and has a job and went to school a house and everything. So when I say a joke involving a race, or a religion I am not saying I hate the race or religion, or the people of those groups I am JOKING about the stereotype associated with them. Most people are infact the same as me in this sense. They appreciate the humor behind it, laugh at it, but they don't go down the street see a black person and grab their purse tighter, or change sides of the street because when around blax don't relax.

So the next time one of your friends says some sort of a stereotype joke. Don't tell that friend how you berate and make fun of some guy at work because he tells racist jokes and therefore must be racist. You are just infact being mean to that person at work. You don't want people around you to think you are racist (if you are or aren't) so instead of just NOT laughing at said humor you go ahead and make an ASS out of yourself and make that other person feel bad about themselves. They aren't racist jokes, they don't necessarily mean they are racist people either. Make sure you identify if that person is racist by these actions:

Calling someone who is black a N____ to their or behind their backs.
Not hiring someone because of their race/religion
Beating up/picking on someone because of their race/religion (but not necessarily picking on them about those category's)
Voicing your opinion about a race/religion being inferior, or that yours is better
Saying anything Hal Turner says

Now I have cousins who are racist. How do I know they are racist? Because they openly say they hate ______. no jokes were present. Told us storys about chasing indians through the bush back to their reserve while taking pot shots with a rifle at them (not trying to hit them (I hope))

Now why all this? Because people don't know how to calm the fuck down and relax. Being all uptight and shit is a bad thing. Relax. Mellow out. Don't force your opinions on people. Don't trip out on people because they told a joke and you didn't laugh. And don't make jokes on other people's expense. If you don't like the joke ask them to please stop making them. Don't single the person out in front of everyone. Its rude, and not very supervisor like.
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2008|02:30 am]
boo
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2007|10:16 pm]
I am so sick, the thing that pisses me off the most is I have no energy to get out of bed, it took me 2 hours to get out of bed, after sleeping for 12 straight hours. I am blowing yellow chunky flem out my nose, and lungs, and I am dizzy.
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(no subject) [Mar. 30th, 2007|08:12 pm]
So now everyone I work with knows that I am a big cry baby. Apparently I am some sort of sensative caring guy, but really I won't only crying because it was a story about a doggy.
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hmm [Mar. 6th, 2007|01:33 pm]

The Everything Test

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Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more follower than leader, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (71%), adventurous (70%), greedy (64%), intellectual (60%).

Stereotypes
Young Professional82%
Prep69%
Geek60%
 
Life Experience
Sex27%
Substances24%
Travel12%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 63% of the time.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 40% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 50%, hotter than 72% of other test takers.

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I would have to say I kind of like my results. However I disagree with being "greedy". I freely give away time and money to people who deserve it, who earn it, not to people who create thier own problems then spend thier time in self pity rather then trying to better thier situation.
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Argh! [Mar. 5th, 2007|02:08 pm]
[Current Mood | infuriated]

I am here to rant! About my test I have to and want to take.

I can't study! No matter what happends, something always happends that prevents me from being able to properly study. I won't take the test until I am satisfied that I know the material, but at the same time I have a goal as to when to write the test. And everytime I have to push back that goal, people taunt me, I have already pushed it back 4 or 5 times, the first few times wasn't a big problem, but now everyone is taking notice that I keep pushing it back.

I have a freaking "worst case senario writing date" and guess what that is? 2 weeks from today. Just before I leave for kelowna. I was going to be able to decide whether or not I'll be able to write on monday(next week) by how much I got done today and tomarrow. Today I Was hoping to get a chapter done, just as I am about ready to start reading the text and filling in the answers to the assignment I made myself I get a call that I have to be somewhere at 5 pm, which doesn't leave me enough time to read the entire chapter, and fill in the answers. It woudln't be much of a problem if I could print out the assignment, but my printer doenst work, so I can't take the assignment with me while I wait in the car. I can read, but whats the point if I am going to come home after that, get ready for work, and not get home again to write the answers in until almost midnight.

Its so infuriorating when everytime I try to do something for myself my family won't fucking let me. I can't say no to anything they ask me. They only ask when they are depending on me saying yes for them to be able to do thier important things, like take them to the doctors office(today), or helping them get thier car started(saturday), or going to a funeral with them as moral support (friday). These are all times I was intending to study, but I can't say no to any of those requests, when its obvious they need me.

Its almost like every single person in my family is trying to prevent me from making anything of myself, doing something that will eventually allow me to be able to do what I want, when I want, which includes helping them when they need it without having to worry about my boss being angry at me for not comming to work. I am convinced that its all because they are trying to protect me from taking risks, risks they were not willing to take, or because they failed when taking similar risks themselves. They don't seem to understand these are risks I want to, and am willing to take, because I know you won't get very far in life without taking some risks, and of course the bigger the risk the more it'll pay off. Everything you do involves risk afterall, risks of hearing "no", risks of which job to choose, heck, I could be in administration, everyone needs a good secretary, but will a risk that small pay off? Not bloody likely, I never intended to be the "just squeeking by guy", not even when I Was a kid, but that seems that is what my family wants for me. Because its safer, less people get hurt that way, which obviously makes it the ideal life, right?

I O I O So its off to work for the man I go!
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2007|08:46 pm]
Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.
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since the beginning of time [Jan. 28th, 2007|05:43 pm]
Ok, I think it was since junior high I have experienced un-explained "fatigue" In grade 9 especially during lunch I would goto the gym and play basketball just like all the other little girls and boys. I would sometimes get quite dizzy during this time. Dizzy enough to want to sit down rather then stand. After it passes, I would go buy some candy and I would feel better. I remember drinking pop, after chugging half a can of pop I documented feeling, not dizzy, eyes glazed over, feeling really really good... until I shook it off and got back to whatever it was I was doing.

Lately I have been experiencing tiredness. I am tired, no matter how much sleep I get, in the morning I just don't want to get out of bed. When I run out of the nutrisweet fake sugar stuff, I would use regular sugar in my coffee. After about 3 coffee's I would be quite hyper. But thats only after having the real sugar.

Someone at work said something, that I sorta figured might be the case for quite a while now. By no means are these experiences getting in the way of how I have lived my life day to day since the beginning of time though so it wasn't something to worry about.

So lets see, symptoms:
Sleepyness until fed
fatigue after not eating for long periods of time
Dizzyness after working out
When not eating for long periods of time, I start eating junk food

Symptoms I do not see
I don't seem to have any irreglar peeing habits
other then described above I feel fine.

Usually I drink diet pop, so the amount of pop I drink woudlnt effect me in this way. I only drink regular pop when I am out and about, getting exercise, and just plain doing stuff.

I think I am un-intentionally balancing my diet between, not eating, eating, and eating enough sugar and getting enough exercise to not have raised any main warning signs of diabetes. My mom has it, she doenst take any of the meds, heck she doesnt even have to check her blood sugar that she has so much control over it and that its so minor.

What do you think?
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le sigh [Jan. 21st, 2007|01:29 pm]
Ohh its been so long since an actual post.

Yesterday I went to a bday party, I woudlnt suggest we are close friends, but we are good friends. Her bf's friends kind of... annoy me. Her bf is cool hes fun to hang out with but more often then not his friends are around.

I remember thinking, oh shit they are here. The one with the 2 spiked beard and the Aviator sunglasses was sitting beside me playing poker. He says something about guild wars. Then I saw, WoW is the way to go. And he flipped out that he has no friends that play guild wars because they all quit and went to play WoW. I laughed at him, but we talked about guild wars and WoW and such.

Later on he goes Kage Bunshen no jitsu. and I look at him and say oh great your a Narutard. He laughs and so do all his friends. Anyways, after further discussion, every single one of his friends watched naruto up until the filler. Then someone said Bleach is finally done the filler and I am starting to think wholy crap. We talked about bleach. Then I Said you should watch 1 peice, yup they watch that as well. So basically, we watch every anime exactly the same. Started taking about how the dubs suck and all that for one piece. So basically they are cool people now, however I woudlnt want them in my house, but I'll more then happily hang with them in public.
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I had an amazing evening on Friday. I got drunk at the Mayfield inn at a Banquet for work. It was fuuuun. I won Oilers tickets, but I have to take the person watching over my tickets with me because I Wasnt in the room when I won. *Sigh* I mean hes alright, but there is this girl who I soooo much would have rather taken with me. However with my plenty of liquid courage that night I had absolutly no problem talking with her for most of the evening even though we started at diffrent tables and had to yell over the music. So I was giddy over that, and it further seems the older ladies I work with think I am the most adorable little guy and are trying to set me up with that girl... I think her mom is in on it as well. Thats NEVER a good sign. See I already know how it will all end up, "ohh your such a good friend I dont wanna lose that", then ultimately she will fade away whether we try to be friends or not, because thats just how my life works.

I talked with my cabby on the way home, and he is interested in the business so score 2 pts for the liquid courage. Got a phone number from a perfect stranger in only 20 minutes. Too bad its a dude.
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With the recent loss of my job I have been feeling very inadequite. Its so hard to sit here all day and do nothing when I know I'll need money before too long, but havent found a new job yet. If I ran a business I would call every single person that sent in a resume, maybe not the day they sent it in, but within the first week of them sending it in. Even if we aren't hiring or interested in them. Just so they dont die from suspence. The more I wait the more I feel dead inside. There are a few places where I could go and make 13 bucks an hour for the first 3 months! But.. I was making almost 18 before.
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give me stufff [Dec. 13th, 2006|06:32 pm]
my xmas stocking )
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wii # [Nov. 26th, 2006|08:21 pm]
3047 8456 0827 9703

friend me and give me your number on here
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cant deny it [Nov. 15th, 2006|10:07 pm]
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 60%
Pride: 40%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.


One thing I can tell you I am not. Is a liar. Though I do think that Im a tad more gluttanous then that, lol. If you ever asked me, I am indeed a jealous person by nature, how ever I may keep it hidden. :D Its taken a lot to work to where I am. I guess its either sloth or Envy, I chose to be mellow.
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2006|11:05 pm]
This is a sweet, and simple game.  You design a roman gladiator train him and fight with him.  I suggest you check it out even if its to do me a favor and give me 2 in game dollars :)

http://www.romanarena.com/thefirstgame/friend.cgi?by=BXIG267214
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2006|05:34 pm]
My Personality
Neuroticism
96
Extraversion
78
Openness To Experience
42
Agreeableness
43
Conscientiousness
22
Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report

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1. Initials:
CJPN

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
The youngest son from Home Improvement

3. Favorite fruit(s)?
Chocolate

4. For or against same sex marriage?
As long as they don't try to marry me

5. Are you allergic to anything?
Dogs
Cats
horses
Some kind of italian spice
dust
perfume
spring
fall


6. Are you bisexual?
NO

7. Have you ever slept in someone elses clothes?
No, maybe...  A long time ago

8. Are you comfortable with your height?
I wanna be slightly taller

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
quite a few

10. Have you ever lived outside the US?
I owned the US all my life from Canada

11. Name something physical you like about yourself?
Currently nothin

12. Something nonphysical you like about yourself?
Easy to get along with

13. Do you have any pets?
1 dog

14. What is your dream car?
Something very ricey.  RX-8 is nice as well as a few other cards are pretty sweete.  Nissan skyline R32

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Japan, europe, australia

16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?
yes, multiple times

18. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
I'll have a driver for her, a female driver

19. What song did you listen to last?
dunno, umm  lets see, Newborn by Muse I Think

20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Who cares as long as we can chat it up and have a good time.  With those awkward first date conversations

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
>>

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
No T_T

23. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
NO T_T

24. Do you like president Bush?
I hate everyone, just some people less then others

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
NO T_T

26. Have you ever been white water rafting?
NO T_T

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
YES T_T

28. Favorite Day Time Television Program?
I don't watch anything specific

29. Ever been in the slammer?
I work in one

31. What song are you listening to right now?
nothing

32. What's your favorite song at the moment?
umm papa roach, scars

33. What was the last movie you watched?
The Covenant

34. Whats the Worst Film You've ever seen?
umm Super Nova

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Security at Ookfest

36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
NO

37. Have you ever hit/punched/kicked someone of the opposite sex?
In karate

39. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
General image they present

40. What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Hard question.  A nice ass is probably my fave, boobs also.  but if thier face isn't on par I just can't see myself in them.  WITH THEM.  The face is what i'll be staring at most of the time, it has to be easy to look at.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Caramel Frap

42. Who would you want to see right now?
Anyone, im bored

43. Last Album you Bought?
ummm.  I bought 3.  a mix cd, that umm cascada and an emo band i liked back in the day

44. Say something totally random about yourself?
I don't understand what is so undesirable about me

45. Do you have an iPod?
No, better ipods are over priced and they suck donkey nuts

47. Favorite Classic Song (Pre 1995)?
umm.  Sugary pie huney bunch?

48. What languages can you speak?
English, bit of japanese, french, and a lot of 1337

49.Do you have freckles?
a few

51. How are you feeling?
Same as always

52. Ever gotten on stage and sang/played for a crowd?
I was in my school choir in elementary

53. Ever Deliberately Slaughtered Your Family in 'The Sims'?
Yes.  I put the baby in a room by itself then had the mom catch the stove on fire.  Amazinly enough the child care worker appeared in the room and saved the baby...  I dunno how they got in there.  There were no doors.  I also locked them in a area beside the pool and starved them once.

54. What's the most you've spent in one day?
A lot

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes

57. Do you watch MTV?
No

58. What's something that really annoys you?
People

59. What are some things you really like?
My friends, my family at times, money

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
He WAS good as music.  Now hes good at raping little boys. 

61. How much do you spend on Credit a Month?
As little as possible, I always have money now, and am trying to pay off my 2 credit cards...  1 is paind off as of this morning

62. Have you ever surfed?
Umm, I've water skiied.

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
weekend

66. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
yes

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No

68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Probably.  I presume I did it though

69. How many songs are in your music folder?
WTF 33 gigs?  oh umm..  1.  I have a dvd and a half full that im too lazy to trasnfer the music over

70. Will anyone reply to this?
No one replies to anything i write.
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Poker is so win [Aug. 6th, 2006|12:00 am]
Haha cool I had 2 full houses, and a straight flush. I had some amazing hands. Yes I won, but I wasn't always winning I had to come from behind in the last round
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Stolen from Karl, Karl not Jo. Karl [Jul. 30th, 2006|08:01 pm]
"Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you'reinterested in/curious about - it can be anything from the house I livein to my favorite shoes. Leave your choice here as a comment, and Iwill reciprocate by taking the pictures and posting them as an LJentry. That way you get to know a little bit about my life."
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stolen from Colin [Jul. 24th, 2006|09:58 pm]
There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you.

So lets play........ FRIENDS w/BENEFITS

The rules are simple...

If you want to date the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours"

If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says something else
(Extra credit for creativity, minus points for putting the words "something else")

SCARED??? You only live ONCE!

NOTE: Comments are screened - so go for it
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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2006|09:48 am]
So I saw lady in the water last night.

It was pretty good. Except it lost some of its... shazam.. because you could see the boom microphones through 2/3 of the entire movie. HAHAHA And once you can actually see the top of the sound stage... It was messed up.
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